Housemate: Will

Name: Will
Nickname: Mr Brightside
Age: 16
Location: England
Occupation: Student
Religion: Atheist
Political views: Socialist/Labour/Che Guevara

FAVOURITES
Music: The Killers, Plan B
TV: Sports
Movie: Pulp Fiction
Book: Bible (for shits and giggles)
Food: Pop Noodles
Colour: Red

What are you most passionate about in your life?
Political beliefs, beliefs on society

Would you rather be beautiful and dumb, or ugly and smart?
Why? Well I don't want to be beautiful because yeha they get screwed a lot, but they turn out to be ugly, smelly old single women in their 60s with mahoosive buckets. Being ugly is just crap. So I'd rather be smart, at least that's something to hold onto.

Who do you most admire in your life and why?
The undefeatable underdog

Are you a leader or follower?
Follower

How happy are you?
Quite

Who is the best looking celebrity?
Eva Longoria Parker

If you were a sandwich, what sandwich would you be?
Chicken and mayo

Your house is on fire. You can save 3 things (not people). What are they?
My laptop, phone and a pair of new boxers

Is popularity important to you?
No, just having a collection of good, reliable and loyal friends who you can have a fun time with (gangbang)

What annoys you most about other people?
People with low morals who like to bitch, spread rumours and do harm to others for pleasure. Also I find people obsessed with media and celebrity quite irritating, so I might not get on with those who idolise icons like Lady Gaga.

Which TV character are you most like?
I want to say Quagmire but I guess Cleveland because I'm a wanna-black