Day 5: Repeat Offenders

The rule abiding housemates were in for another shock tonight as Forum Sim Brother announced more cheating had taken place but that it wasn't someone else who had cheated. It was once again Clyde and Phoebe who had made another account to try and see the Big Mouth forum. Forum Sim Brother announced to the housemates "Clyde, you have continued to break the rules of the game and the forums by creating another second account. You are now exempt from the Golden Ticket task and will definitely face eviction next Thursday. Consider this your first and final warning. Any further rule breaking will lead to your immediate ejection".

The housemates responded in anger and annoyance with Sam saying "To be fair Clyde is probably a fake anyway" and down to earth Joel even made his opinions clear as he stated "Clyde why are you so desperate to know what the other forum members think? To be fair you haven't really contributed so what could they possibly be saying about you?". Nathan however was rather upset by Clyde's second rule break. "Ah, I feel so stupid. I kinda gave him the benefit of the doubt and told him to stay, he's just gone and thrown it in my face". Sam then said "What a pr*ck. He's really f*cked this up for himself now". Zoe also said regarding Nathan "Yeah, I feel kinda bad for Nathan. He went out of his way to let Clyde know it doesn't matter for Clyde to just throw it in his face".

It wasn't over though as Forum Sim Brother announced Phoebe broke the rules also, again. "In regards to the latest rule break, it should be pointed out that Pheobe too, created another second account last night. This happened after the first time she did it and after the initial group punishment. Her second account was discovered immediately, before she could even active it and the issue was dealt with in a private Diary Room conversation". Zoe then replied "Pheobe as well? Why am I not surprised?" Clyde and Phoebe have clearly angered Forum Sim Brother as he strictly threatened the housemates "From now on, any housemate who creates and activates a second account will be liable for immediate ejection from the game, as well as being banned from the entire SimTV forums".

Stay tuned for more news and developments as it happens.

Housemate: Funky Sam

Name: Sam
Age: 17
Location: Northamptonshire
Occupation: Student
Religion: Christian
Political views: Liberal

FAVOURITES
Music: Lady GaGa
TV: Big Brother, The Apprentice, Shameless, Desperate Housewives
Movie: Avatar, Shawshank Redemption
Book: N/A
Food: Chocolate, curry
Colour: Blue

What are you most passionate about in your life?
Probably my girlfriend but Lady Gaga comes a close second.

Would you rather be beautiful and dumb, or ugly and smart? Why?
Ugly and smart probably, simply because you can alter your looks but you can't alter you're intelligence. I'd always respect an intelligent person over some stupid twat who is only good looking.

Who do you most admire in your life and why?
I don't want to go on about her but I admire Lady Gaga as I think she has gone through alot in her life and faces critism yet she makes amazing music and inspires her massive fan base to be what they want to be in life. Little monster & proud haha.

Are you a leader or follower?
It depends on situation but I do prefer to be a leader, it's so much easier if everything is done the way I want. If a leader in a team I'm in does something slightly wrong, I always want to overrule their decision and do the job my way. I'm not always right but if I think I am I will make sure that it is done that way.

How happy are you?
Pretty happy, not some annoying happy clappy idiot though. Say if someone has just broken up with their boyfriend, I would find it hard to console them as I'm not good in situations. But overall i'm generally optimistic and happy - i have no time for moody, depressed people who bring the mood down.

Who is the best looking celebrity?
Eva Longoria Parker, I even have a selection of photos of her up on my bedroom wall titled the 'Eva Shrine'. She is god damn sexy.

If you were a sandwich, what sandwich would you be?
Jam, because i'm sweet haha. Not really a great fan of sandwiches mind you.

Your house is on fire. You can save 3 things (not people). What are they?
A piece of clothing of some description, I would probably spend ages whilst burning alive trying to decide what piece. Rayban sunglasses as they are too expensive and lovely to lose in a fire. Then something sentimental like a cuddly toy or sumin that means alot to me.

Is popularity important to you?
I wouldn't go out of my way to suck people's arses to become popular but it's always nice for people to know your name and to respect you. I've never been crazily popular but i've always had a great set of friends. I've never really had any enemies either.

What annoys you most about other people?
I despise arrogance and people who walk around like they're god's gift. Also I find small things annoying in people, sometimes I end up hating the person simply from that reason. For example, hypocrisy annoys me in alot of people. Also something which will impact my annoyance in the forum - when people don't respect spelling and grammar. Easy, simple spelling mistakes really grate on me and I will have to say something - it's simply laziness.

Which TV character are you most like?
Peter Griffin.. haha i wish. I had a long think about this but maybe a male Gabrielle Solis out of Desperate Housewives because she cares alot about money and material things but through all of that her main importance in life is her family and friends. I'm pretty much like that. She's god damn sexy aswell haha no.

Day 1: Meet the Housemates

Forum Sim Brother 2010 kicked off in style this evening with its biggest and most anticipated launch show ever. Between 8pm and 9.30pm Forum Sim Brother filled the forum up with a mix of housemates ready for a summer of fun, tasks, arguments, twists, nominations, evictions and more. We'll have full housemate profiles available by the end of day 2, but until then here's our guide to this years crew.


Clyde - a 17 year old, bisexual, flamboyant Texan
Dan - a 25 years old gay PA who's starred in gay porn
Funky Sam - 17 years old, won Forum Sim Brother 7
Jamie - 15 years old, loves Beyoncé, first evicted in 2009
Joel - 20 years old, drama student, won Forum Sim Brother 1
Nathan - 18 years old, bisexual, tried to split his parents up when younger
Pheobe - 18 years old, bisexual, confrontational, loves Beyoncé
Ross - 16 years old, gay, very opinionated, from Australia
Scott - 19 years old, controversial housemate from Forum Sim Brother 5 in 2006
Thomas - 14 years old, a natrual group leader
Will - 15 years old, was once chased through the straights drunk
Zoe - 14 years old, loves pineapple and Pixie Lott

They all settled into the forum a short while ago. We're sure you'll agree it looks set to be a great summer and we'll keep you updated right here with the latest news, housemate profiles, eviction votes, videos and more!

Housemates

CLYDE
Clyde is a 17 year old Texan.

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DAN
Dan at 25 years old is the oldest of the group. Read more >

FUNKY SAM
Funky Sam, 17 years old, won Forum Sim Brother 3 years ago.

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JAMIE
Jamie, 15 years old, first evicted last year. Loves Beyoncé.

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JESS
Jess, 17 years old, from Ireland. More soon.

JOEL
Joel, 20 years oldm Forum Sim Brother's first ever winner.

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NATHAN
Nathan, 18 years old, obsessed with Paris Hilton.

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PHEOBE
Pheobe, 18 years old, very anti-Conservative.

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ROSS
Ross, 16 years old, is from Australia. Read more >

SCOTTY
Scotty, 19 years old, wildman from Glasgow.

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THOMAS
Thomas, 14 years old, level headed.

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WILL
Will, 16 years old, former housemate. Read more>

ZOE
Zoe, 14 years old, loves pineappple. Like, really loves it.

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